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Are You Straight & Measuring Up? Level Willy Warmer

A hilarious willy warmer that looks like a spirit level, complete with an attached tape measure sack.

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  • Quick to make in #4 worsted weight yarn
  • Spirit level look with a tape measure sack
  • HTML version with a built-in row counter
  • A one-of-a-kind gag gift

About this crochet pattern

Finally, a crochet project that answers life's most pressing questions with total precision. This one-of-a-kind willy warmer has a functional-looking spirit level and an attached tape measure sack, and it stitches up quickly in standard #4 worsted weight yarn.

It makes the ultimate gag gift for housewarmings, bachelorette parties, white elephant swaps or the handyman in your life. The pattern also comes with an HTML version that has a row counter. Save it to your phone and it works in any modern browser, even without an internet connection.

What’s included

Materials

Pattern details

FormatPDF download (18 MB file and 22 KB file), plus an HTML version with a row counter
Yarn#4 worsted weight
Price$5.00 USD
DeliveryInstant digital download from Payhip. Nothing is shipped.

Frequently asked questions

What yarn do I need?

Standard #4 worsted weight yarn.

Who is it for?

It is a novelty gag gift for adults, perfect for housewarmings, bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges or the handyman in your life.

Can I use the pattern on my phone?

Yes. The pattern includes an HTML version with a row counter. Download it to your phone and it works in any modern browser without an internet connection.

Is this a finished item?

No. This is a digital crochet pattern, not a finished item. Your download is ready right after purchase.

Where do I pay?

Checkout is handled securely by Payhip. Select the Buy button on this page and Payhip's secure checkout opens so you can complete your purchase and download your PDF.

Ready to measure up?

Get the Are You Straight & Measuring Up? Level Willy Warmer pattern for $5.00.

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